Tweetmy wife is Italian. the family reunion was soo crazy. 500 people all in a group yelling at the top of their lungs talking to each other and not one of them were listening back. i was helpless and overwhelmed.

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Originally posted by 3Vandoo
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ONE GOING TO THE FAKE AMERICA? CANADA?

hahahah so u watched "Mambo Italionao" too?

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Originally posted by LOCO
hahahah so u watched "Mambo Italionao" too?

Yep and live in Canada but not the real one too!

Tweetour family is the exact copy of them! every little detail... stuff they do, say etc...
well except the son being gay...

TweetYou know you're an italian when instead of watching it's a wonderful life at christmas you watch the godfather

TweetQ. Why do Italian men have mustaches?
A. So they can look like their mammas

Q. If Tarzan and Jane were Italian, what would Cheetah be?
A. The least hairy of the three!

Sophie just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But mother reassured her.
"Don't worry, Sophie. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you."
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luca took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Sophie ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Luca's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Sophie", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Luca took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Sophie ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Luca took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up there, Luca took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Sophie saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Luca's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"



This Italian bloke had never played golf before and so asked for some tips before starting the game. An American player decided to teach the Italian the proper way to putt a golf ball.

The American said, "You take this stick and hit the balls so that they roll into the hole". The American putted away and sank the ball from 20 feet in a single stroke.

The Italian replied, "In America, you leave your sticka outta and a putta your balls in da hole, but in Italia, we put our sticka inna da hole and leave our balls out"!