Tweethe came storming into the office today and asked who pissed on the rim of the toilet. i said everybody lifts the damn seat to pee whats the prob. he says no the rim people drip on the rim. i said it gets cleaned by maintinence everyday. he told us angrily he has to sit to pee and his fat rolls up on the nasty rim of the toilet. i couldnt beleive it.
we all just walked out.
thats why he hates me so much. he is a morbidly obese fuck and i have a pretty good body and he is jealous. fuck him put down the damn fork you fat bastard.