your job until all monkey gone

[Berzerker]

TweetReply to: anon-22900932@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-01-22, 9:35AM EST


**Note: Please no read this unless you have worked with monkeys. EXPERIENCE REQUIRED.

Hello. I am pet shot owner in lower Manhattan, near Canal. As many of you know, it is Chinese new year - The Year of the Monkey. This year very special. Ancient Chinese tradition say those born in The Year of the Monkey are to be intelligent, clever, and inventive. This very important year, Chinese year 4701. I bought many monkey to my inventory. I think many people want new pet for such important year, but no. I sold only 4 monkey - still have many. I need a help to come walk monkey twice a day. YOU NEED TO KNOW HOW TO HANDLE BY YOURSELF> some are nice but some really really meen. others just stupid. 12 monkey in all. Write to email and say "monkey"; tell how you work with monkeys before, why you want work with monkey again. your Job until all monkey gone. Please wright.

[NATE]

Tweethow many of them can i spank for free?

[Berzerker]

TweetLOL

YOU NEED TO KNOW HOW TO HANDLE BY YOURSELF

[NATE]

Tweeti dont, i always need help.......ya got a few minutes?

[FUZO]

TweetNO MONKEYS FOR ME

[NATE]

Tweetyeah, they tend to bite to hard while nibbling

[Berzerker]

Tweet

Originally posted by Nate
i dont, i always need help.......ya got a few minutes?

No.

[NATE]

Tweetthats ok, i'm done anyway.... i found a will work for protien chick outside!

[LOCO]

Tweeti got my roommate..... he's kind of like a monkey..... so no more monkeys for me... thanks u very much :p

[jipped genes]

Tweeti love monkeys except when they throw poop at me.

[armani1072]

Tweethow much you pay to spank monkey?

[NATE]

Tweetthe going rate for you to spank my monkey is ummmmmmm free. please be advised to use both hands as there is a risk of throwin out your back