LOL, ok heres mine:

I was in grade 4 and living with my grandparents cus my parents were going through a messy divorce. My bro and sis and I realized we didnt have stockings there, so we quickly made some out of plastic bags...............

Well I guess my grandparents forgot about the Santa thing; either that or he just never existed for them, cus when we woke up the next morning our "stockings" were empty and there were no gifts under the tree

Now this wasnt so bad for me who was in grade 4. But my sister was only in grade one and my brother was in kindergarden............so when Easter came around and we were still living there, I played the Easter bunny so as not to scar my brother and sister any further :p