TweetWell……here goes. I was at the mall the other day Christmas shopping and having a good time. Then I came upon this sad looking little boy crying. At first I just walked by and thought that’s sad and kept on walking. Then it made my heart sad, (to much clomid) so I walked back by. There he was standing there looking like he had no one and just crying. So being the great guy I am….I walked up to him and asked… What’s you name son? Lean he said….Lean Hust. I said nice to meet you lean. I asked him, Who are your parents and where are they? He then replied… My dad’s name is Jack, and he’s a drunk and at home. I don’t know who my mommy is or where she’s at. This made my heart break. I asked…is that why you’re crying? Which he replied no. So I asked him, why are you crying and here all alone? Well…he said…my dad Jack, he is always whacked out of his head and drunk, he sent me up here to buy Christmas presents for everyone. Is that why you crying I asked, no he replied again. Are you lost and don’t know where to go or how to get back home, I asked. Again…no he replied. Well…since the warm hearted part of me was being replaced with my clomid induced hormone rage….I asked him….Well why the hell are you crying then Lean? As he sniffed and wiped his eyes some…he held his hand up holding a $100.00 bill. A little shocked, I asked your crying because you have a $100.00 bill? And again he said no. What then! I screamed at him, why are you crying? As he looked up at me with his sad eyes, he said I had 2 $100.00 bills and a man took one and ran away! Oh…that is sad Lean, what did you do? Can I help you? He said I screamed as loud as I could and no one even looked at me, and he just ran away. I asked….you screamed as loud as you could and no one even looked at you? Yep, he said starting to cry again. Well…..let me hear you scream, scream like you did when he grabbed your money. In a very small soft voice he let out a scream that could not even be heard over the crown! Is that as loud as you can scream son? I asked, yes sir he said. Are you sure you can’t scream any louder Lean? I begged of him. No sir…that is as load as I can scream, and no one even looks at me. So I grabbed his other $100.00 bill and split! Had me some hot wings and beer on him to calm myself down from listening to his whinny ass stupid problems. Damn…what a crybaby Lean is!
Merry Christmas everyone!