TweetI got this from another board:


There was a city cop, on his horse, waiting to cross the street when a
little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike", the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little boy said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for a
safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector
light on the back of it."

The young boy looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there
sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did", chuckled the cop.

The little boy looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the
Dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

TweetLOL classic