Anabolik steroids are synthetik male hormones thut thar help athletes tuh grow larguh muscles 'n become stronger, pardner. Ah study ferm thar dang University uv Texas shows thut thar anabolik steroids may not bay as dangerous as many physicians believe, pardner. (1), Leroy!

Y'alls livuh am loaded n'all chemicals called enzymes, pardner. When y'alls livuh am damaged, thut thar thar re-leases these enzymes into y'alls bloodstream, so doctors measure livuh damage bar measurin' blood levels uv enzymes. However, many uv these enzymes are also found 'n muscle cells 'n liftin' heavy weights damages muscles, causin' these same enzymes tuh accumulate 'n thar dang bloodstream, hot damn! An enzyme called GGTP is found 'n livuh but not muscle cells, 'n many uv thar dang cousins who wuz re-ported tuh have livuh damage did not have elevated levels uv GGTP, showin' thut thar there wuz muscle damage ferm liftin' weights 'n no livuh damage, pardner. So many re-ports uv livuh damage n'all anabolik steroids are incorrect because thar dang abnormal livuh testes wuz caused bar liftin' weights 'n not bar ah damaged liver, pardner