Beautiful deserted islands

[Berzerker]

TweetOn a group of beautiful deserted islands in the
> > middle of nowhere, the
> > following people are suddenly stranded after a
> > shipwreck
> >
> > 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
> > 2 French men and 1 French woman
> > 2 German men and 1 German woman
> > 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
> > 2 English men and 1 English woman
> > 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
> > 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
> > 2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
> > 2 American men and 1 American woman
> > 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
> > One month later on these same absolutely
> > stunning deserted islands in the
> > middle of nowhere, the following things have
> > occurred:
> >
> > One Italian man killed the other Italian man for
> > the Italian woman.
> > The 2 French men and the French woman are living
> > happily together in a
> > menage-a-trois.
> > The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule
> > of alternating visits with
> > the German woman.
> > The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and
> > the Greek woman is cleaning
> > and cooking for them.
> > The 2 Bulgarian men took a long look at the
> > endless ocean, and another long
> > look at the Bulgarian woman, and started
> > swimming.
> > The 2 Japanese men have faxed Tokyo, and are
> > awaiting instructions.
> > The 2 Chinese men have set up a herbal pharmacy,
> > a take-away and a laundry,
> > and have got the woman pregnant in order to
> > supply employees for their
> > enterprises.
> > The 2 American men are contemplating the virtues
> > of suicide because the
> > American woman keeps endlessly complaining about
> > her body; the true nature
> > of feminism; how she can do everything they can
> > do; the necessity of
> > fulfilment; the equal division of household
> > chores;
> > how sand and palm trees make her look fat; how
> > her last boyfriend respected
> > her opinion and treated her nicer than they do;
> > how her relationship with
> > her mother is improving and how at least the
> > taxes are low and it isn't
> > raining.
> > The 2 English men are waiting for someone to
> > introduce them to the woman.
> > The 2 Irish men have divided the island into
> > North and South and set up a
> > distillery. They do not remember if sex is in
> > the picture because it gets
> > sort of foggy after the first few litres of
> > coconut whisky and beating the
> > shit out of each other. But they're happy
> > because at least the English
> > aren't having any fun

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[njjuicer]

Tweeti leik the thign wit bulgarians and the japanese lol