13 things not to say to a cop!!

[gearjunky]

TweetNEVER SAY TO A COP

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.



3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!



10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

13. Is that a night stick in your pocket, or are you just gay to see me?

[Blackfoot]

TweetHere's is another one:

DON'T high five your buddies when/if you pass the sobriety test.

LOL.

[omoore61]

TweetOne time i got pulled over doing 86 in a 60 and the officer said "did you know you were doing 86 back there???" I was in a bad mood so i said "I woulda been doing 106 if you hadnt pulled me over"

Needless to say, he didnt like that answer.

[flexer01]

Tweetawwwwww leave cops alone. they might save your life someday!!

[oddball]

Tweetno 7 great.lol

[3Vandoo]

TweetAs the frenchie's bf is a fucking cop, well think you can say to him in case that jerk arrests ya!


1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. Anyway I know you a fucking alcolic so please let me a sip of it!

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in, do you know what a radar is!!!! Or you need a gaydar too

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People, yes this is you, where the leather suit!

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job, too bad you did not end up in the field and break your neck, so 322 could comfort your gf!


5. Are You Andy or Barney, shit dude you look familiar!

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officerm but I see you a jerk too

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you, coz you gonna end up in it, and Ill bring you to 322 so he'll shoot ya!

8. I pay your salary, and seriously I want my money back!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too you asshole!



10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does, coz im sure you a fucking moron too

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. Hey anyway I heard you like to take some drugs, so just imagine the traffic wanker!





12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" in his case, says stop eating pasta you whops you have sauce in your eyes!



13. Is that a night stick in your pocket, or are you just gay to see me? No correction to be added as it fit Mr.S

[Luftdude]

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Originally posted by basskiller
I love #11

Lol, I like that one too

[ontheedge1]

TweetThat is cool.... No matter how many take offense to this I think cops arw fags even RONNIE COLEMAN. So if you flame me eat a dick