TweetI have decided that after watching a documentary on the Bunny Ranch that I am going to start a male brothel and call it The Dude Ranch. I have assigned the following stage names to my new employees:

Auriflex = Auriflex
Pudgy = Tons of Fun
TheGame1976 will star as Johhny Ballgame.
IntensityX = Triple XXX
Rado = Radio (pronounced rado-o)
BigJim33 = Jimmy
Gongshow = King Kong
LadiesMan = LM
34Pumped = The Pump

That is all. Please bash in your teeth, gain 20lbs of fat, buy some polyester pants. This way we can all brag about how much we make and still be unattractive to the world. And no Rado no male customers...