kitten caused auriflex to kick my ass...

[pudgy]

Tweetit wasnt as pleasurable as it sounds. it all started when i went to interview for a job opening in her company. she was very professional in explaining my job as her sexatary, umm secratary. things were going well, luckily i can type a bazillion words a minute because of this board. i was feeking pretty good about my chances, i had on matching clothes and deodarant and everything. then from out of nowhere she asked me if i was available to work nights and weekends , and by work she meant sex in her hotel room. well i was about to calmly explain to her that i wasnt that kind of boy, by explain i mean strip when all of a sudden auriflex came walking in holding a pot pie and a bottle of wine. wtf? the harry beast yelled at me, get your hands off of my mistress, and by hands i mean umm well you get it. kitten ran to the other side of her cubicle and started to yell "boys calm down , your both hired" this didnt seem to sooth auriflexes rage as he started throwing office supllies at me while i ran toward the elevator with my boxers in my hand. i may sue

[Morgan]

TweetI definitely need to find a job like this!

[Kitten]

TweetOH MY GOSH...PUDGY...


YOU ARE HIRED!!!!!



OH, You to Auri!





Oh man....I am cracking up......But for the record....I have my own private office. It makes it much easier to get my work done, and by work I mean, get my needs met......and by needs I mean, well...I think you get the idea....lol



Thanks Pudgy!.......I really liked your glow in the dark heart boxers. :p

[pudgy]

Tweetthey are sexy arent they .

do i get overtime :p

[Kitten]

Tweet

Originally posted by pudgy
do i get overtime :p

YES......but it will have to be our little secret, you will have to accept something other than a little extra money on your paycheck for the overtime hours worked.

[pudgy]

Tweetas long as the hotel room is taxdeductable, can we talk about work for a minute before we jello wrestle

[Kitten]

TweetYou are so smart pudgy!


and by jello....do you mean babyoil?

[pudgy]

Tweetits flavored babyoil. bring your favorite pair of shoes and a toothbrush. oh and the pink fuzzy handcuffs

[Kitten]

TweetOK....I'm all packed up and ready to go

[pudgy]

Tweetill be thier in 11 hours, il be the one wearing the raincoat

[Kitten]

TweetRaincoat....its not raining here, its beautiful outside.


Oh wait......did you mean something else?....

[pudgy]

Tweeti needed the raincoat to hide my nudity from delta. those damn air marshals have no sense of humor

[Auriflex]

Tweet

Originally posted by pudgy
i needed the raincoat to hide my nudity from delta. those damn air marshals have no sense of humor

They might ask you if you have a permit to carry that 'weapon'. Be safe.:p

[Kitten]

Tweetlol!