Things I learned on my long road trip.

[Tinfish]

TweetI drove all day saturday and all day sunday from detroit to salt lake by myself. this is what i learned:

1. Truck Drivers are not the problem, Grampa in his cadillac going 45mph is the problem

2. It is impossible to eat clean while driving across the country.

3. Even your favorite CD gets boring after hearing it 5 times in 2 days.

4. It is very dangerous to try to watch a DVD on your laptop computer while driving.

5. The right combo of diet mountain dew and lortabs make the trip much easier. (i dont even remember indiana)

6. If you are going to dump a body to never be found, do it in the middle of Iowa. There is no one there.

7. Even a 1 song Dixie Chick Album is too much, let alone a 15 track CD.

8. I saw EQLGearStud. He works in a toll booth in Illinois

8. Count how many times you pee in a day, now imagine pulling the car over each time you need to do that.

9. Peeing in an empty Evian water bottle while going 90mph across nebraska is do-able but takes practice. (have napkins handy)

10. While peeing in an empty Evian water bottle, make sure that you have a big enough bottle to finish you off. (pinching it off just doesnt work with out putting your life in danger)

11. Every swole person that i saw, i wondered if they were someone on this board.

12. The percentage of chicks in passing cars who actually do show you their tits after you asking them is quite small.

13. Road Head should be mandatory.

[pudgy]

TweetLMAO. GOOD POST, VERY INFORMATIVE.

P.S. crystal springs wide mouth bottles are much more comfortable. :p

[jipped genes]

Tweethey funny list. i guess eqlgearstud is out of the hospital now.

[Keiser]

TweetLMAO

good stuff & most of it is true

[jack hust]

Tweetlmao must have ben a great trip

[rude]

TweetLOL very true

[gongshow]

Tweethahaha very nice.