Reply With QuoteTweetI like to rip one everytime I'm in bed with my GF, especially the times she's giving me well you know
Or when I put her head under the sheet and I rip one away....why is it that every morning we always fart when we piss?
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TweetI was wrestling this kid one time (owned him of course), I had him in a lock and my ass was right next to his face and I had to let one go. SO i ripped this loud ass stanky fart right in his face. the kid immediately went limp, turned over, and puked on the floor.
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TweetI like to rip one everytime I'm in bed with my GF, especially the times she's giving me well you know
Or when I put her head under the sheet and I rip one away....why is it that every morning we always fart when we piss?
TweetOriginally posted by blm9376
That is rude bro...I hope she bites that little fucker off!
whatever
now get your ass to the gym you lazy fucker
Tweet6th grade...It was the most embaressing moment in my life!
TweetOMG, Hollywood, you didn't!!! bwahahahaha!!!!Originally posted by Hollywood
6th grade...It was the most embaressing moment in my life!
TweetYeah, actually I did
It was history class...we were all taking a test and I dropped my pencil so when I bent down to pick it up...welll, you knowI didn't even feel it comin on!
TweetI've had people pass in the elevator, then leave - then some hot babe walks on and wrinkles her nose staring at me.
I couldnt catch a break falling out of a redwood.
TweetOriginally posted by blm9376
Listen here bloated boy, unless you want me to slap the shit out of you, you better stop acting like a tough guy. I'll tell you what, I will be at the gym in about 30min, if you want to go.
oooooooooo.....stop lying you dork, now call me this weekend so that I take your 160lbs wet and all to the gym ok
TweetOriginally posted by blm9376
160 or 200lbs bro, I have more than enough skills to mop your puffy ass up in a hurry. And quit calling people dorks, just because you don't say kid anymore doesn't mean you have to steal Bouncer's favorite one liner.
ok, shut up then you jackass...better for you
TweetOriginally posted by blm9376
your puffy
no more, gone...you'll see
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TweetBACK TO THE FART STORIES....I hate it when threads get off track
EVERYTHING I SAY IS ONLY AN OPINION.
Tweetno pun intendedOriginally posted by blm9376
This thread stinks......bwahahahaha
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TweetLMFAO...good one blm9376!This thread stinks......bwahahahaha
EVERYTHING I SAY IS ONLY AN OPINION.
Tweetthe best farts are the one's when your at the gym and you walk by someone and let it go..I call those "Drive by"
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