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Nothing's better than the walking fart that seeps out in spurts as you take a step.
I used to love "cropdusting" the classroom when it was time to turn in an assignment.
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Tweetone more, this happened to my best friend who happens to be a girl, she went to vegas with her boyfriend when they first started dating, really did not know him all that well (not enough to drop one in front of him). the hotel they stayed at gave them a free dinner at some steak house but they had to sit with strangers. so she starts getting really gas pains so bad that she can't even excuse herself and go to the bathroom because she is afraid to move, well after minutes of fighting one squeaked out, a silent one. now she is afraid to move still incase it stinks, well it creeps out and her boyfriend mumbles someone shit themselves. and after dinner he says to her who do you think shit themselves, she plays it off and shrugs her shoulders. so she decided to tell him at dinner 6 months later when me and my wife were there. "hey hon remember when that guy in vegas shit himself at the table, well that was me" his jaw just hit the ground
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Tweetlol..
Nothing's better than the walking fart that seeps out in spurts as you take a step.
I used to love "cropdusting" the classroom when it was time to turn in an assignment.
RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.
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Tweetthat is great, cropdusting i wish i had thought of thatOriginally posted by Got Gear?
I used to love "cropdusting" the classroom when it was time to turn in an assignment. [/B]
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TweetOk guys one more,
This guy and girl have been dating for a while and its time for him to meet her parents. So he goes over to his girlfriends house for dinner……He’s on a bulking cycle and had about 6 pounds of beans for lunch and 20 hardboiled eggs for breakfast…
So anyways they sit down for dinner, the couple, the father, mother and even the family dog. After the entrees…the guys stomach starts to kill him and he knows what’s coming…he tries and tries but eventually he lets a nice WARM quiet one out….and its fucken deadly. Surprisingly the father STREAMS at the dog “Rusty…Rusty” and the guy thinks to himself “thank god…he thinks it the dog”. So he proceeds to let another one out, and again :”RUSTY…”
The dinner keeps going fine….and the guy lets a nice long WARM, quiet, and wet one out [ the kind you should really wipe after you let out]……….AND FATHER STANDS UP SREAMING “RUSTY…Rusty …..GET AWAY FROM HIM…..HE’S GONNA SHIT ON YOU”
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TweetThis story is told everytime the family gets together:
My grandparents where at the grocery store doing some shopping. And earlier that day my grandmother had pissed off grandpa. Well grandpa felt a big one festering and thought to himself, "this is going to be great, wheres grandma." So in a rush he turns down the next isle and sees my "grandma" bent over looking at some thing one bottom shelf. So he backs up next to her and lets it rip. Next thing you know here comes my grandma around the corner. The similiarly dressed lady who my grandpa farted on stands beet red with anger and finds herself in the homegoods isle, grabs the nearest broom and chases after my grandpa all the way out into the parking lot. Classic..... always gets the family rolling in laughter!
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Tweetwe were havin a family dinner when i was around 10 i let it rip at the table. Man my dad backhanded me so hard in the face i flipped off the chair and did a back roll
Never farted at the table again
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TweetMy grandma was at the mall and had been walking around holding in a fart for about two hours. She got in an elevator and was so proud of herself for having such composure when she noticed her shoe was untied. She bent over and BOOM. There was six people in the elevator that got to smell 70 year old gas.
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TweetTHATE THE FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER READ!!! IM STILL LAUGHING!!! IT MAKES ME WANNA GO TRY TO SHIT ON SOMEONE HERE AT WORK SO I CAN JUST TELL MY STORY!!!
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Originally posted by scorpion
Ok guys one more,
This guy and girl have been dating for a while and its time for him to meet her parents. So he goes over to his girlfriends house for dinner……He’s on a bulking cycle and had about 6 pounds of beans for lunch and 20 hardboiled eggs for breakfast…
So anyways they sit down for dinner, the couple, the father, mother and even the family dog. After the entrees…the guys stomach starts to kill him and he knows what’s coming…he tries and tries but eventually he lets a nice WARM quiet one out….and its fucken deadly. Surprisingly the father STREAMS at the dog “Rusty…Rusty” and the guy thinks to himself “thank god…he thinks it the dog”. So he proceeds to let another one out, and again :”RUSTY…”
The dinner keeps going fine….and the guy lets a nice long WARM, quiet, and wet one out [ the kind you should really wipe after you let out]……….AND FATHER STANDS UP SREAMING “RUSTY…Rusty …..GET AWAY FROM HIM…..HE’S GONNA SHIT ON YOU”
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TweetDAMN THIS IS ONE FUNNY TOPIC!!
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..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”
TweetI bet if you were all with me in a room and I were to lay one, you all wouldnt make it alive. I almost gagged with my own ba-bomb. Even worst when I eat bolied eggs, yuck ahhhhhhh
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TweetOriginally posted by Got Gear?
lol..
Nothing's better than the walking fart that seeps out in spurts as you take a step.
I used to love "cropdusting" the classroom when it was time to turn in an assignment.
Cropdusting that is killing me. Funny as hell.
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Tweethere is a story that happened the other day...........
I was picked up to play in this coed beer league softball game the other day...i got there and laughed....everyone looked rag tag and was basically there to just get hammered......well the other teams pitcher turned out to also be the oldest person in the league.....get this...a 65 year old woman....i was astonished....any way she proceeded to pitch 5 innings and consistenly plow down beers between innings.....well after the game was over we shook hands and i packed my stuff up.....well as i was walking to my car watching another game off to my left....all the sudden to my right i hear this loud rumbling fart..long as hell.........i was like what the hell was that..............I look over and the only person in sight is the 65yr. old woman pitcher walking to her car.....I about fell over......it was the loudest fart i had ever heard......nothing even at hunting camp had even come close....not even a protein fart while on a bulking cycle........this woman left the loudest thing go I had ever heard and she kept walking in stride as if nothing had even happened........afterall she prob didn't even hear it...she prob needs hearing aides and to her it prob. just made her ass cheeks vibrate a little and she had no idea how loud it was cause she can't hear.
I'll never forget that moment till the day I die...it's a classic.
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