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Originally Posted by jipped genes

I used that logic once on a job site. Guy cleaned it, I speed waddled to the port o john before any of my nasty ass co-workers could defile it. I even sat on the black plastic seat and read the graffiti. Lots of stuff about people's moms for some reason.

Anyway I finished feeling pretty good about not having to go to a burger king or such. I got home, stripped off my clothes to shower and my wife (GF at the time) said "What the hell is up with your ass!"

I ran to the bathroom to look in the mirror. My ass cheeks both were BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the cleaner guy sprayed the fluid in there and got it all over the seat! I was in such a hurry I sat in it. Took 3 days for my ass not to look like I was paddled in a frat boy hazing.

two rules when using a fresh cleaned porto shitter. 1-always make a tp pile in the tank to make sure the blue water doesnt splash up on your ass and or balls. 2-always wipe the seat down because those ass holes spray everything.

as for the graffiti, you should see the stuff on base and over seas in staging areas. it is hilarious and the artistic abilities of infantrymen will blow your mind