• Join Us!
  • Pranked my wife
  • Pranked my wife
  • Pranked my wife
  • Pranked my wife
  • Pranked my wife
  • Pranked my wife
  • Join Us!

  • Get the Fitness Geared Forum App Now!
  • Pranked my wife
  • Pranked my wife

Dutch Pharma

  • Join Us!
  • Pranked my wife
  • Pranked my wife
  • Pranked my wife
  • Pranked my wife
  • Pranked my wife
  • Pranked my wife
  • Join Us!
  • You have 1 new Private Message Attention Guest, if you are not a member of Fitness Geared - Body Building & Fitness Community, you have 1 new private message waiting, to view it you must fill out this form.
  • Amused
  • Angry
  • Annoyed
  • Awesome
  • Bemused
  • Cocky
  • Cool
  • Crazy
  • Crying
  • Depressed
  • Down
  • Drunk
  • Embarrased
  • Enraged
  • Friendly
  • Geeky
  • Godly
  • Happy
  • Hateful
  • Hungry
  • Innocent
  • Meh
  • Piratey
  • Poorly
  • Sad
  • Secret
  • Shy
  • Sneaky
  • Tired
  • Wtf
  • Thanks Thanks:  0
    Dislikes Dislikes:  0
    Results 1 to 5 of 5

    Thread: Pranked my wife

    1. #1
      jipped genes's Avatar
      jipped genes is offline VET
      Points: 107,016, Level: 100
      Level completed: 0%, Points required for next Level: 0
      Overall activity: 49.0%
      Achievements:
      First 1000 Experience PointsGot three Friends
      is El Burro!
       
      I am:
      ----
       
      Join Date
      Dec 2002
      Location
      Lone star state
      Posts
      18,063
      Points
      107,016
      Level
      100
      Rep Power
      461

      Default Pranked my wife



      • Get the Fitness Geared
        Forum App Now!
      • Pranked my wife
      • Pranked my wife

      • Pranked my wife
      • Pranked my wife
      • Pranked my wife
      • Pranked my wife
      • Pranked my wife
      • Pranked my wife
      I was installing our new bathroom cabinet and was cussing because I had to cut one side with my circular saw so it would fit around the time floor trim. I had my fake thumb (I had been saving this prank for months) and some ketchup and I was ready to go. I was working for 20 minutes or so and had the cabinet pretty much installed. I grabbed the fake thumb with my left hand, put the ketchup on it and started my saw. I screamed and (gently) dropped the Makita saw in a drawer..

      "OH GOD MY THUMB!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed and staggered out of the bathroom. My wife ran out of the office where she works and saw me holding what she thought was my thumb with blood all over it. She got a little woozy but straightened up and said "Apply......uhgh.......pressure.......ooooogh..... .....ack.......on it!" (She used to be a nurse)


      I held up my right hand with my thumb hidden in my fingers. (Ketchup was added there too) She turned and ran out of the room gagging. I dropped to my knees laughing but acting like I was crying and she came back with a towel.

      Our dog, raced in to see what was going on and saw me with a treat in my hand and started licking the ketchup off my right fist where my sweet wife thought I had a stump. I looked up and my wife, bless her heart was as green as a tree frog. She turned away holding out a bath towel, she dropped it and said "I oooooogh uhg going ughhhhhhhhhh call 911."

      I stood up and let her off the hook laughing my head off, I showed her the fake thumb and my right thumb that was still attached.

      She called me some 4 letter names, some body parts covered by underwear and punched my arm. I chuckle every time I think about it.

      I will gladly sleep on the couch tonight for this one. She was madder about me spending $1.49 on ebay prank crap than getting pranked I think.
      Attached Images Attached Images
      "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

      A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

      husband of the year

      moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe



    2. #2
      Uncle Ric's Avatar
      Uncle Ric is offline Auction Moderator
      Points: 30,487, Level: 100
      Level completed: 0%, Points required for next Level: 0
      Overall activity: 99.7%
      Achievements:
      Got three FriendsFirst 1000 Experience Points
      is TAKING BIDS
       
      I am:
      Awesome
       
      Join Date
      Mar 2017
      Posts
      3,226
      Points
      30,487
      Level
      100
      Blog Entries
      17
      Rep Power
      58

      Default Re: Pranked my wife

      Lmao nice

    3. #3
      Skeletor's Avatar
      Skeletor is offline Super Moderator
      Points: 24,201, Level: 94
      Level completed: 86%, Points required for next Level: 149
      Overall activity: 0%
      Achievements:
      First 1000 Experience Points
      This user has no status.
       
      I am:
      ----
       
      Join Date
      Sep 2014
      Posts
      3,292
      Points
      24,201
      Level
      94
      Rep Power
      135

      Default Re: Pranked my wife

      Hahaha awesome

    4. #4
      BABY1's Avatar
      BABY1 is offline Mrs FUZO
      Points: 341,474, Level: 100
      Level completed: 0%, Points required for next Level: 0
      Overall activity: 0%
      Awards:
      Blog Award
      is is planting seeds
       
      I am:
      Happy
       
      Join Date
      Oct 2003
      Location
      the Woods
      Posts
      30,137
      Points
      341,474
      Level
      100
      Blog Entries
      559
      Rep Power
      638

      Default Re: Pranked my wife

      lmao, that's awesome
      Veritas Vos Liberabit

    5. #5
      jipped genes's Avatar
      jipped genes is offline VET
      Points: 107,016, Level: 100
      Level completed: 0%, Points required for next Level: 0
      Overall activity: 49.0%
      Achievements:
      First 1000 Experience PointsGot three Friends
      is El Burro!
       
      I am:
      ----
       
      Join Date
      Dec 2002
      Location
      Lone star state
      Posts
      18,063
      Points
      107,016
      Level
      100
      Rep Power
      461

      Default Re: Pranked my wife

      • Get the Fitness Geared
        Forum App Now!
      • Pranked my wife
      • Pranked my wife

      • Pranked my wife
      • Pranked my wife
      • Pranked my wife
      • Pranked my wife
      • Pranked my wife
      • Pranked my wife
      looks pretty real, right? My wife did not think it so funny. But I still chuckle about it. She scares me when I am working around the house (not when using power tools thankfully.) so we are even
      "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

      A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

      husband of the year

      moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe



    Tags for this Thread

    Posting Permissions

    • You may not post new threads
    • You may not post replies
    • You may not post attachments
    • You may not edit your posts
    •  
    Join us
    About us
    www.Fitnessgeared.com is a Bodybuilding Fitness health & Training Discussion forum for all levels from beginner to advanced. We offer everything from Nutrition, Supplements, Fat Loss, Weight Training, Dieting, to achieve your goals to get in the shape you want.