Tweetlol, number 1 plenty of times, but number 2 nope... unless there was an old out house near
TweetI was 18yrs old just got my hair cut and Blown dry by my stylist because I was going to some girls Prom. On the way home I felt like I had to shit. Well it started to get worse I stopped by 2 friends houses and no one was home so I said I can make it. Well I got to the road to cross to go to my house but was behind 2 cars and the road was busy. I was getting the feeling worse I had to dump. Well I pulled over to the side of the road and ran about 50 feet to the biggest tree I was wearing blue silk Mickey Mouse shorts oh the were my favorite so soft on the jewels so I pulled down my paints took a shit while people watching and if ya know me I dont give a fukand I took off 1 sock wiped my ass walked back to the car. Got home took a bath just to freshen up didnt want to shower just got my hair done and Prom I went. True Story
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Tweetlol, number 1 plenty of times, but number 2 nope... unless there was an old out house near
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TweetFuk it. Gotta go, gotta go. Been there done that.
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TweetMy wife will kill if she finds out I posted this. I think it was our 5th date. We had drank 3-4 20oz coffees and it has a tendency to give her the squirts. I had to pull over at the local farmers market, it was night and closed. So she leaned against the dumpster and . She used my socks (better than nothing) to wipe.
I knew at that point I was going to bump her or marry her.....LMAO!
TweetBeen there too lol. Camping with one of my ex's and took a hike to go fishing. Sure enough... that familiar gurgle pain. Had to sneak off and make sure she wasn't down wind haha.
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TweetBeen there done that many of times that's why I always wear to pairs of socks
TweetI was hunting with my uncle it was 30 degrees and I had on my new camo coveralls. I was 14-15 and we ate chili and me and my cousin drank half the night away. we rode most of the way to the deer stand on the 3 wheeler. I had it hit like a hammer so I tried to make it back to the 3 wheeler to go to the camper. Could not make it. So I pulled down my coveralls and my pants and leaned against a tree and let go. I cut off my underwear to wipe with. I walked back in the cold wind feeling better.
I got in the stand and my uncle said "damn boy you stink, did ya step in it?"
NOPE! I had unknowingly crapped down the back of my coveralls and put them back on. My back was covered in runny shit. We left my jacket and my coveralls there and I rode back on the three wheeler thinking I would die of the cold. Never told my folks.