Tweetmean ol women
TweetA fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing
> with delight.
> Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how
> ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
> The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I
> just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts
> of an 18 year old."
> The husband said, " What did he say about your 55 year old ass?"
> "Your name never came up," she said
Tweetmean ol women
Tweethaha very nice.
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