There's this crippled Juicer who used to always hang out in his wheelchair at the docks and check out all the hot young sailors. Well one day the Juicer gets to thinking, stops the next sailor walking by and says "Excuse me young man. I'm 22years old, a horney juicer, and I've never been hugged". The sailor thinks this is a little ghey, but feels pitty for the crippled juicer so he gives him a hug. The next day the crippled juicer is back at the docks and gets to thinking again. Sure enough he stops another sailor and says "Excuse me young man. I'm 22yo, a horney juicer, and I've never been kissed". Luckily this sailor was a fellow fruitcake, so he gives the Juicer a quick tongue-lashing and is on his way. By this time the crippled juicer is getting some ideas! And your damn right, he's back at the docks for a 3rd day in a row. This time the crippled juicer spots an exceptionaly attractive sailor. And as this sailor walks by, the crippled juicer stops him and says "Excuse me young man. I'm 22yo, a horney juicer, and I've never been screwed!". The sailor stops and is obviously flustered by the aproach. Finally, the sailor takes a long look around then says "OK, Let's go". The sailor wheels the crippled juicer out to a secluded pier jutting out over 100feet into the sea. And with the waves gently crashing against the pylons below, the sailor gently picks up the crippled juicer and ever-so-carefully lays him down on the pier. The soldier then stands up, kicks the wheelchair into the ocean and says "There! Now your screwed!"