TweetI was so desperate to scratch my back that I took a big kitchen knife and cut the shit out of myself trying to get the spot.

TweetI usually have an itch on my ass cheek , Easy as pie to scratch !!! Or my ball sack , quick scratch , Done !!

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Originally Posted by jipped genes

do you get that damn itch with a corner in your house? back scratcher? ask someone?

i had an itch last night that would not stop as I lay in bed. i was in bed and i could not ask my wife as she was asleep.

i tried squirming but the bed did not scratch it. did not want to get up as it was cold and i was all toasty warm.

ended up working a post loose on the headboard and using it to scratch my back. it was really satisfying to solve this important problem without getting up

of course if i had gotten up, scratched on the corner of the bed room and gone back to bed i would have fallen asleep quickly, not had to break off a post from our bed, would not have squirmed like a moron trying to scratch an itch on a memory foam mattress.

so what do you do?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

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Originally Posted by Torres

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

not funny brother, this is a serious issue that effects millions of people.

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Originally Posted by jipped genes

not funny brother, this is a serious issue that effects millions of people.

Sorry bro, its just funny to me cuz it happens to me and I just get up and start doin Yoga moves on funiture to get to the itch LOL !!!

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Originally Posted by Torres

Sorry bro, its just funny to me cuz it happens to me and I just get up and start doin Yoga moves on funiture to get to the itch LOL !!!

HAHAHA! i hear ya.