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      Last night my older daughter and her friend were over and they were in the kitchen. Also my 8 year old was in there getting her snacks.
      Wife comes home from work and was in the kitchen getting a glass of water. I made chicken tacos a hour before.

      She was in front of the fridge and stepped in something sticky.
      And looked at me and said this is where you spilled that mango.
      Which was on Wednesday when I was making smoothies.

      The floor had been moped twice already.
      I just looked at her and laughed and said sure babe that's the spot. My daughters friend told her she spilt salsa there and would get a rag and wipe it up.
      Her response was oh.
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      This one was my favorite of the day.
      She will suck as long as she can swallow my load instead of messing up her make up
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      Quote Originally Posted by jolter604 View Post
      This one was my favorite of the day.
      She will suck as long as she can swallow my load instead of messing up her make up
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      Quote Originally Posted by jipped genes View Post
      Lucky bastard. My man junk is like wife repellent to mine.
      Yeah it only last about 5 minutes and I have to rub her shoulders for like 15 minutes Last crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife said

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      Quote Originally Posted by jolter604 View Post
      Yeah it only last about 5 minutes and I have to rub her shoulders for like 15 minutes Last crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife said
      Lucky is right, I'd give just about anything for a five minute hug.Last crazy thing your wife said

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      Not funny then but funny now, "We're just friends I swear".

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      Mine just asked "when do u want me to put the chicken in the oven." I said like a hour she replied "I will put it in now I'm hungry." Last crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife said

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      Default Re: Last crazy thing your wife said

      Not my wife but a girl recently told me that she thinks its a woman's right to go through a guys cell phone if he leaves it out and falls asleep. Wtf?

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      Not my wife but a girl recently told me that she thinks its a woman's right to go through a guys cell phone if he leaves it out and falls asleep. Wtf?
      Mine won't get near my phone she is good like that.
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      Quote Originally Posted by jolter604 View Post
      Yeah it only last about 5 minutes and I have to rub her shoulders for like 15 minutes Last crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife said
      Fair trade IMO.
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      Yep,she says every guy she dates, she waits for him to go to the bathroom and leave his cell phone sitting there, she grabs it and scrolls thru his text messages while he is taking a leak. LOL

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      Quote Originally Posted by Dzone View Post
      Yep,she says every guy she dates, she waits for him to go to the bathroom and leave his cell phone sitting there, she grabs it and scrolls thru his text messages while he is taking a leak. LOL
      It only proves they have something to hide.
      Next time she hits the bathroom down load a video game and start playing it until she comes outLast crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife saidLast crazy thing your wife said

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      If any girl who I date goes thru my phone, she will probably be dumping me immediately LOL

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      I have been on trt last 2 years
      I did not pull out
      She said I'm so pregnant lmao

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      Quote Originally Posted by jolter604 View Post
      I have been on trt last 2 years
      I did not pull out
      She said I'm so pregnant lmao
      my second kid was during the biggest longest hardest run of my young and very stupid life. we are talking a base of 3g of test with drol deca and tren along with gh. no hcg or anything like that during and presto baby on the way and i was about 14 weeks in. so i can tell you from personal experience that just because they say it will make you sterile. it damn sure didnt me and i know quite a few others that had ran for years and years and still knocked people up.
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