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Shaving, Morgan, Eyewear, Shower
TweetI was going to save this for later on this afternoon, when everyone's stomach is settled, but good morning and hope you don't puke reading this.
I needed to shave the boys and all last night. Now, I've been doing this for about twent-five years or so and it's not like I don't know the territory, but about half way through, I realized I couldn't see dick-pun intended.
Got out of the shower and got my reading glasses so I wouldn't miss anything. Hate the next day you look down and you missed a lot. This worked for about three minutes until they fogged up. Had to stop and wipe them off, and then continue. It took me forever to finish up last night.
Question is this-
does anyone need to wear glasses in the shower?
And if you do, how the hell to you keep them from fogging up.
WARNING-
For all of you under the age of twenty-five who have a smart-ass remark for me
I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN, FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE
AND DATE YOUR MOTHER!
So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
the truth is all within yourself
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Tweethow much do you trust your woman
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TweetSomething tells me that if she wants to diviorce me, that I shouldn't trust her with a sharp instrument near my nuts.Originally posted by pudgy
how much do you trust your woman
They have lawyers for that.
So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
the truth is all within yourself
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TweetJust nair or wax them.
"There is no such thing as big pussies just little dicks. If it is loose just keep packing dick to it."
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TweetI think I'll give my wife the razorOriginally posted by Speedracer59
Just nair or wax them.
So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
the truth is all within yourself
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TweetI'm not that old bro - sorry.
The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.
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TweetOh - and spoting my 'dick' isn't ever a problem
The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.
mod @ superiormuscle.com
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TweetI can see it as a very large fuzzy tube-no detail without the glasses.Originally posted by goliath.jr
Oh - and spoting my 'dick' isn't ever a problem
And your mother is now on my dating list! J/K
So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
the truth is all within yourself
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TweetYour peter is fuzzy? Hmm....
The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.
mod @ superiormuscle.com
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TweetTold you I couldn't see too well anymore.Originally posted by goliath.jr
Your peter is fuzzy? Hmm....
So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
the truth is all within yourself
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TweetLOL
The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.
mod @ superiormuscle.com
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TweetSure you're looking down and not in the mirror, old man?
The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.
mod @ superiormuscle.com
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TweetKids these days, no respect. I have at least two children that I know of-you could be one of my sons.Originally posted by goliath.jr
Sure you're looking down and not in the mirror, old man?
Don't you go sassin' me now boy
So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
the truth is all within yourself
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Tweetsorry pop.Originally posted by Morgan
Kids these days, no respect. I have at least two children that I know of-you could be one of my sons.
Don't you go sassin' me now boy
The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.
mod @ superiormuscle.com
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