An escaped convict breaks into a home and finds a young couple in bed.
You won't believe what happens next.

A man escapes from prison and breaks into a house to look for
money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders
the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top
of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife" " Listen,
this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably
spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw
how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...
Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates
you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, He'll kill us
both. Be strong, honey.

His wife responds: " He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks your cute, and asked if we had any
vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. I love you, too! "