TweetTHATS SOME FUNNY SHIT!! (NO PUN INTENDED!! )
TweetSo we are driving to our first inspection. and I smell a horrible smell. it permeates my nasal passages with the smell of raw shi*. I look at him and he is giggling. i tell him to roll down the window. he says "but don't you want to marinate in my perfume" I rolled down mine. I told him if you have to fart again let me know I would pull over as that was horrible.
he agreed.
we finished the inspection got back to the truck and I was showing him how to enter it in the computer. and i smelled it again. he laughed when i gagged. he explained he had gastric bypass surgery and his farts are 10X as bad as what they were.
I exited the truck. he laughed harder.
he farted again on the way to out next inspection. i rolled down my window and did not say a word. he laughed and giggled. we finished the inspection, walked back to the truck. i got in, did NOT unlock his door and drove off.
about 10 minutes later I was on my next inspection and he called. "ok, you got me, come back and get me."
I told him to "call our supervisor and tell him why you are stranded and I won't let you back in my truck."
his voice started to get nervous. "awwwww come on man it's just a joke"
"nope it's not, you are foul as hell" I said "call Jack and have him pick you up"
I turned my phone off and finished my inspections.
He did not talk to me when i got back to the office, my supervisor was in a meeting so I will probably get called in today.
*UCK that, i am not sitting in some dude's ass stench.
Tweetsee... he had to learn the hard way. bet he will always have a bottle of beano with him at work now.
TweetDude, that's hilarious but you were in your rights. Once is funny, all day got to go!!
PAIN DON'T HURT
TweetLol...taught him a lesson for sure. From now on he will ask whoever he is riding with to please pull over lol. Priceless!
TweetLOL...lap band surgery doesnt give anyone the right to be disgusting. He has no self control, thats why he got the band...You were in the right for leaving his stenchy ass behind
Tweetlol..,i would have done the same thing
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