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Originally Posted by StorminMormon

I'm heading to Golden Colorado tomorrow. Hopefully that John Denver isn't full of shit. I'll be there for a two week training course on 5, 8 hour days which is nuts for me being on rotating 12 hour shifts. I've been there once before for a week so I know where my gym is n shit but I'll be there over the weekend this time. Anyone know of anything to check out there? I'm really not interested in seeing the brewery or catching any games. Im gonna have a shit load of time on my hands and I'm not sure what to do. Any stellar tittie bars or something?

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TweetThe Mormon asking for tittie bars?......I like this guy

TweetHow do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer on a fishing trip? Invite another Mormon.

TweetWell... My life has apexed. I got hit on by a porn star in a hotel bar. She was grabbing my junk and rubbing my hands and said "let's go to my room" I obliged. Followed her to the 5th she unzipped my pants in the elevator. Then she told me she was screwed, he car died her and she needs to get back to Cali for work and needs a plane ticket to get there but ya know, short on cash. Soooo being the Good Samaritan I am I gave here the $380 for her to get home. Them she did a lot of dirty things that as a 30 yo man, had yet to ever do before. I'm gonna miss denver

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Originally Posted by StorminMormon

Well... My life has apexed. I got hit on by a porn star in a hotel bar. She was grabbing my junk and rubbing my hands and said "let's go to my room" I obliged. Followed her to the 5th she unzipped my pants in the elevator. Then she told me she was screwed, he car died her and she needs to get back to Cali for work and needs a plane ticket to get there but ya know, short on cash. Soooo being the Good Samaritan I am I gave here the $380 for her to get home. Them she did a lot of dirty things that as a 30 yo man, had yet to ever do before. I'm gonna miss denver

Damn bro, thats some wild shit..cool man .lol...I love Denver. There are some good places. I dont go to titt bars but when I used to Shotgun Willies, Mile High Saloon, Diamond Cabaret were good and am sure there are some new ones...I go to Denver all the time..take a drive up to Vail if you can. About 2 hours from Denver. Man I love it there.

Tweethell yeah bro!!

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Originally Posted by StorminMormon

Well... My life has apexed. I got hit on by a porn star in a hotel bar. She was grabbing my junk and rubbing my hands and said "let's go to my room" I obliged. Followed her to the 5th she unzipped my pants in the elevator. Then she told me she was screwed, he car died her and she needs to get back to Cali for work and needs a plane ticket to get there but ya know, short on cash. Soooo being the Good Samaritan I am I gave here the $380 for her to get home. Them she did a lot of dirty things that as a 30 yo man, had yet to ever do before. I'm gonna miss denver

Never been to Denver but, I have an extra $380 for some action like this.

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Originally Posted by StorminMormon

Well... My life has apexed. I got hit on by a porn star in a hotel bar. She was grabbing my junk and rubbing my hands and said "let's go to my room" I obliged. Followed her to the 5th she unzipped my pants in the elevator. Then she told me she was screwed, he car died her and she needs to get back to Cali for work and needs a plane ticket to get there but ya know, short on cash. Soooo being the Good Samaritan I am I gave here the $380 for her to get home. Them she did a lot of dirty things that as a 30 yo man, had yet to ever do before. I'm gonna miss denver

i am disgusted! and very jealous.................. (and not really disgusted, my wife walked by and just in case she looked at the screen.......you know)

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Originally Posted by StorminMormon

Well... My life has apexed. I got hit on by a porn star in a hotel bar. She was grabbing my junk and rubbing my hands and said "let's go to my room" I obliged. Followed her to the 5th she unzipped my pants in the elevator. Then she told me she was screwed, he car died her and she needs to get back to Cali for work and needs a plane ticket to get there but ya know, short on cash. Soooo being the Good Samaritan I am I gave here the $380 for her to get home. Them she did a lot of dirty things that as a 30 yo man, had yet to ever do before. I'm gonna miss denver

YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! look, you help me i help you it's a win win situation

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Angela Aspen, I know I didn't get a photo with her. I couldn't because I've got more class than that? Or my brain is still in a fog from the experience. From my lips to gods ears, I ****ed this girl last night, if I'm lying I'm dying.

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Originally Posted by StorminMormon

Angela Aspen, I know I didn't get a photo with her. I couldn't because I've got more class than that? Or my brain is still in a fog from the experience. From my lips to gods ears, I ****ed this girl last night, if I'm lying I'm dying.

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