TweetThey do it on purpose. You must be strong young patawon.
TweetMy wife's calls me out, first person to get a six pack by August. Then she proceeds to bake 2 ****ing cakes!
TweetThey do it on purpose. You must be strong young patawon.
Squats make the world go round.
Tweetmine can drink grease and eat cake all day and still not be over 116 at 5 ft 6.. and 6 lbs of that is silicone....lmao
Tweetits like i told her.. she has a metabolism and i am metabolistically challenged..lol
TweetThat's not cool...
I'd go to planet fitness, but I'd hate to set off the Lunk Alarm.
TweetEat the cakes like a boss, then get up early and run for two hours. That will show her. Or send them to me.
TweetHahaha thats great. Metabolistically! LOL...
Tweetlol
everything said and done here is for entertainment purposes only. i don't even really workout i just pretend like i do so i can have big friends
TweetHahaha... they always play dirty
TweetDid she just look at you and say " What?". Can't a girl bake every now and again?
TweetOh man, sounds like you get this too lol! And if I don't eat it, I feel guilty about it. Damn it!
Tweetmy sense of sight nor smell will entice me to eat freshly baked cakes. i can look at them all night and not be tempted to eat even a small bite, however its my sense of taste that screws me over. if she persuades me to take one bite, chances are i'll eat the whole thing on the spot, and the richer the cake is the more i enjoy it and the worse i feel after im done with my moment of consumption.