TweetI wear my headphones and don't talk to anyone. I'm there for a purpose. You wanna talk? Hit me up in the locker room after I'm done training
Tweetthe guys who spread out by the squat rack to talk and occasionally lift blocking all the equipment around them. and then when you ask if they can move their gym bag so you can get through they act like you called their mother a *****.
or B.O. guy that stinks up a whole area
TweetI wear my headphones and don't talk to anyone. I'm there for a purpose. You wanna talk? Hit me up in the locker room after I'm done training
TweetWhat torks me are the 98 gram crossfit people that whip out all these big green and purple beach balls, and start doing all this silly s#it in front of the dumbell racks n' benches. I get a set of DB's in both hands, turn around and one of these a$$clowns is doing push ups on my incline, or rolling around on top of one of those big a$$ed yoga ball things. At first I get PO'd then I kinda laugh thinkin' about snatching up one of these puny turd blossoms and chuckin'em ! I dunno, just an visual I get.
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TweetHey man? what are you taking? I just got some hardcore gear at GNC, bro im gonna get huge watch! I know this cuz my buddy got it and blew the F up, he is benching 150 now! Im even stacking it with a hardcore test booster man..... Im pumped! I know this all cuz my buddy told me and he reads those hardcore BB magz you get at walmart for 6 bucks!
Yes im sure we have all over heard this convo before... I have several times and i laugh.
Tweeti hate alot of people at the gym for all the reasons that you guys stated but what i can stand is people standing in the way of the dumbbell rack not doing anything when im trying to put back the 100lb dumbbells and they look at me im the a*shole
Give It Everything You Got
Tweetwtf over, first few words is suppose to say "when Im at the gym"
Give It Everything You Got
Tweetlol sorry i do that all the time. typically with my shit lifted up and one headphone off my ear to hear people talk about my rock hard abbs. one other thing i hate in the gym is when people are squatting in my curl rack
I never meant to be better than anyone, I was just born that way. Its hard being a god amongst peasants!
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TweetI dont like when ppl leave articles on or by a machine to get on another one to hold it, so you cant use it.
Tweetespecially when the other machine they are using is halfway across the gym
I never meant to be better than anyone, I was just born that way. Its hard being a god amongst peasants!
TweetOooo big man goin off on a women. Fuk that douche bag somebody shoulda told him to STF UP. I know if a dude went off on my wife id break everybone in his face...
Tweetthese are my two pet peeves:
my gym is very diverse. we get the indians that dont believe in showers and deodorant, so when they walk around it smells like a soup kitchen. really pisses me off, but it gets worse. there are some of them indian dudes that are so bad they literally stain the air they walk through, so 10 minutes later when you pass by the stench is still heavy in the air like ramen noodles shuved up your nose.
what really ticks my tooter is when dudes go to the db rack, pick up db's and start curling right there almost on the rack blocking the surrounding weights. i typically like bumping into those fackers when getting the weights, and one more time with the weights even if they had baby stepped to the side to prove my point . this is a signature nips move so if you find this happening to you, its safe to say nips goes to the same gym as you.
TweetOMG YEEEEEAAAAARS ago, a comic named Bobby Collins did this skit about big ol body builders that were so big that they walk around and "can't touch my pee-pee" LOL (there's a visual that goes with it) ANYWAYS! There were a couple guys at the gym last night that literally were this definition...loaded up the rack, did 2 reps - screaming and hollering while doing it - and that was it...hitting each other, head-butting each other, then grabbed their bag and their shaker bottle and left. I'm like such manly men...lol dorks lol
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