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TweetSee if I can remember this one now...here goes
This guy and his wife are home at there place, and its that tiem of the month for the wife, but she tells her husband that she really wants to 69. The husband is just disgusted, but agrees....so they are upstairs going at it, and all of a sudden the doorbell rings...
the wife says "oh shit, the milk man is here, honey you have to go get the door"
the husband replies "theres no way, look at my face, I cant go down there"
so the wife says.."you have to, just tell the milkman you were eating a jelly sandwich, no big deal"
so the husband agrees, and heads to the door and answers it...he looks at the milkman and says
"hey, sorry about the mess on my face, I was having a jelly sandwich."
so teh milkman replies.."well, thats fine, but can you explain the peanut butter on your forehead?"
haha, its a sick joke, but I laughed my ass off the first time i heard it.
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Tweethahayah, but its funny!!!
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"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
Muhammad Ali
TweetIt's gross, but it's better than Rado's 69 joke haha
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TweetEWWWW! That's nasty...
TweetOriginally posted by IrishGirl
It's gross, but it's better than Rado's 69 joke haha
WHAT? :2gunsfiri :2gunsfiri
how dare you......
Tweetdamn right it was!!!!Originally posted by rado
WHAT? :2gunsfiri
how dare you......
Mod @ SuperiorMuscle
"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
Muhammad Ali
Tweeteeeeewwwwww that's gross but funny at the same time lol
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Tweeti'm perfectly happy getting sex 26/30 days of the month ...
well, not that i get it that much anyways ... but i don't see the need for going at it during her special time ...
Tweethaha understanable CJ
Mod @ SuperiorMuscle
"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
Muhammad Ali