The "What I Don't Like About My Wife / Girlfriend / FB" Thread

[Dzone]

TweetTrue story-She is my ex now, but when I discovered she had 9 P ussy piercings, I was like "How did I get so lucky?" LOL...

[sofargone561]

Tweeti hate it when my girl comes home from work with and attitude and i cant legally kick her in the face

[TexSon]

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^ jersey ouch. i had a jersey girl once, loud mouth ***** ruined my whole life

thats what they do.

thats their purpose in life.


...and they are good at it.


be afraid. be very afraid.



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[sofargone561]

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thats what they do.

thats their purpose in life.


...and they are good at it.


be afraid. be very afraid.



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good at it an a god damn understatement

she took me for everything i had ruined my life took my career away from me lied cheated and much much more

[TexSon]

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good at it an a god damn understatement

she took me for everything i had ruined my life took my career away from me lied cheated and much much more

whoah. i think i know her! ffffffuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkkk.


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[TexSon]

Tweethey fargone,

one day, you will learn what i have learned:

"one *****, many faces....."



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[TexSon]

Tweetman, the censor thing grates me sometimes.

[sofargone561]

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hey fargone,

one day, you will learn what i have learned:

"one *****, many faces....."



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whoah. i think i know her! ffffffuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkkk.


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very true my new girl is good though if she ever trys to pull hald the shit me ex did shes out the door never will i let some of the shit happen 2 me i let happen b4

man, the censor thing grates me sometimes.

lol me 2

[jipped genes]

Tweetmy wife seems to think that when i want sex it's a damn chore but when she wants it, i must provide her with my "A" game regardless.

if i am horny she rolls her eyes and i either get denied or a hurry up and do it. but when she is horny, middle of the night, right before a big court case and i am focused, right after training and i am lying on the bed covered in ice packs and exhausted.

double ****ing standard. i always give my all she should too