TweetWhile the rest of us cough and stumble our way through winter, the world's fittest woman is looking bright-eyed and breathtaking in the Caribbean.
Almost too hot to function, she was snapped this week cavorting for the cameras in tiny swimwear.
And that sunkissed skin, pert rear and stunning face are enough to make a pasty Brit weep.
Most women will never look like her - and most men will never pull her.
Depressed yet? Don't be. Because things could be worse - you could look like this lot.
Banish those feelings of inadequacy and bask in the warm glow of knowing you'll never look this bad in the sand.
1) There is almost nothing compact about these discs. And yet we love her.
2) The future is anything but bright for this straining orange one-piece. Yikes.
3) This man is clearly exceeding the speedo limit. Shame his can of Cuprinol ran out.
4) We are guessing this tasty treat's name is Prune-ella. Like a sausage with the stuffing taken out.
5) This man's tattoo may be monster but his tackle would shame a small kitten.
6) This lass looks like she's eyeing up lunch - may we suggest a roll?