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      Subject: Hell -as explained by chemistry student
      The following was an actual question given on a chemistry mid-term.
      The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor
      shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course,
      why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

      Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs
      using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is
      compressed) or some variant.

      One student, however, wrote the following:

      First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So
      we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and
      the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely
      assume that once a soul gets t o Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell,
      let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

      Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
      religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of
      these religions and since people do not belong to more than one
      religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and
      death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell
      to increase exponentially.

      Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because
      Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure
      in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

      This gives two possibilities:

      1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which
      souls enter Hell, t hen the temperature and pressure in Hell will
      increase until all Hell breaks loose.

      2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls
      in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
      freezes over.

      So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa
      during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before
      I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure
      that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary
      of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that
      it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
      extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of
      a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting
      "Oh my G od."

      THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

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      as funny as this is, snopes proved wrong couple years ago...i remember when i first read it
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      lmao!! definitely very thought out lol

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      Default Re: has Hell frozen over????

      that was a very well thought out and funny
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      i enjoyed this lol deff worth an A

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      i got a question for them - if you don't pay a prostitute, is that shoplifting?

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      Its true! I wrote it!
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      lmao clever kid! that was very well thought out and funny!

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      i like this

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      LOL
      Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
      religion, you will go to Hell

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