Alright folks, my son is here, healthy, and beautiful. I owe you all a proper update on everything, and I assure you... its coming tomorrow. In the meantime, here's a progress photo of me bloated from 3 days of not being able to prepare meals and being forced to eat fast food multiple times per-day. All things considered, I think its a small move in the right direction, and to be honest, my fitness was the last thing on my mind!

Ruhe deine Seele aus, Edelbruder.