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    The article below was written by syndicated columnist, Thomas Sowell, a
    black man. He wrote it in a humorous way this past week in a column titled
    "Random Thoughts" and published it in newspapers nationally, so maybe you've
    already seen it. If not, be my guest:





















    Subject: A Black Columnist In Touch With Reality!




    Senator John McCain could never convince me to vote for him Only Hillary
    Clinton or Barack Obama can cause me to vote for McCain.

    After long and serious thought, I have decided to endorse Senator John
    McCain; for President.

    I have always voted for the person and have not voted for anyone because
    some political party was telling me who I should vote for.

    We all know the choices by now and, that said, I do believe that the process
    of selecting a chief executive is deeply flawed. The words "money" and
    "special interests" come to mind, among many others.

    Here's the way I see it:

    Barack Obama, you are a fine public speaker. You are also an extremely
    liberal Senator from the State of Illinois, which has a long and rich
    history of political corruption of the first magnitude. You are indeed a
    child of that system.

    You have finally insulted my intelligence far beyond my capacity to tolerate
    your insults. It has nothing at all to do with your skin color. As a matter
    of fact, it would be so COOL to finally have an African-American for
    President. What a great statement that would be to the entire world that we
    are indeed the greatest country on earth!

    But, unfortunately, General Colin Powell is not running, and YOU are NOT the
    man for this job!

    Barack baby, you want me to believe that you have never heard the sermons of
    your own pastor, the Right Reverend "God **** America" Jeremiah Wright. It
    is a matter of record that this has been your church for over 20 years. It
    is a matter of record that you were married there by this very pastor, and
    that your children were baptized there.





    The good Reverend saw fit to visit Khadafy in Libya with you and to give a
    lifetime achievement award to Louis Farrakhan, of all people.

    We have all now seen excerpts of his sermons all over the airwaves by now.
    And you have publicly stated that this man IS your "spiritual mentor"

    BUT, your pastor is NOT the reason I am NOT voting for you. His words were
    disturbing enough, but it is your own HUGE church congregation, seen
    jumping, hooting and howling to his words in the background that disturb me
    the most. And please don't tell me you attended church there and never once
    heard a "discouraging word" in the 20 years you attended there. Don't tell
    me, that in addition to the good reverend, that you are now not having
    anything to do with all those other people seen hooting and howling out in
    the audience in the background of his fiery tirades. Even Oprah Winfrey got
    disgusted and walked out on your campaign. I am no Oprah fan, but still she
    did the right thing.

    Now you look me in the eye and ask me to believe that you never heard such
    language in all the years you attended there! This is like me telling you
    that I attended dozens of Klan rallies and never once heard the "N" word.
    Yep. And Bill Clinton "did not inhale".

    Yes, Mr. Obama, we all have friends who have said stupid things that
    embarrassed us, but NOW you have asked me to believe something that is so
    incredibly stupid that you are telling me that I am just stupid enough to
    believe you. THAT is the main reason that I will never vote for you.







    I am deeply sorry, that in a country teeming with enormously talented
    African Americans who would make a good President, that the political system
    has chosen YOU. You are a pathetic and plastic excuse for an American, who
    will not even salute the Flag during the Pledge of Allegiance. God forbid
    you ever get near the Oval Office.




    Which leaves us with Senator John McCain.

    John, you are a flawed man. You are a bit old, a bit loony, and you have a
    notoriously bad temper. This perfectly qualifies you, in my humble opinion,
    to lead us for the next eight years. I WANT your trembling hand on the
    nuclear button.

    Think about it.

    We have Kim Jong IL, Chavez and Ahmadenijad all running around like
    lunatics, threatening America and threatening to plunge the world into
    nuclear Armageddon. We have Putin and the Chinese blustering and rattling
    their sabers at us. I want John McCain in the Oval Office and I want him to
    be really ticked off at all these other nut jobs around the planet.

    John, once you are elected, I want you to go into the Oval Office and throw
    one of your perfect FITS. Jump up and down and throw something through a
    plate glass window. Rip the drapes down and foam at the mouth a bit. And I
    want the whole thing on camera so that Ahmadinejad can see it. I want ALL of
    these "world leaders" to lay awake at night and to break out in a cold sweat
    every time they think of messing with the United States of America.


    I want the nuclear button sitting right next to the alarm clock on your
    night stand. I want pictures of this to be sent to Iran, Russia, China,
    Venezuela, Cuba, Libya, Syria, Pakistan, and those other dopes in the
    sheets, the Saudis.




    On the domestic front, poor John did try and reach across the aisle to the
    opposition in a desperate effort to compromise and to get the Congress to do
    something. You may not agree with his efforts, but at least he TRIED. For
    all his efforts, all he got handed to him was his head in a basket. The
    liberals are ticked at him and the conservatives are ticked at him. Just my
    kind of guy.

    I predict that John will select Senator Joe Lieberman as his running mate.
    Good choice. I want a Jew whose memory of the Holocaust is still fresh in
    his mind and who is royally ticked off at all of these towel-headed morons
    in the Middle East to be the next in line if something should happen to
    John. Shalom, Vice President Joe. One heartbeat from the Oval Office.

    Finally. John McCain knows on a most personal level what it is to suffer
    horrible torture for years and to see others die, right in front of you, for
    their love of America. When you ask him about it, he will tell you that what
    he did was "nothing special. " Even more incredibly, he states that ANY
    American who truly loves his country would do exactly the same as he did in
    that situation. You and I will have a hard time believing that, but the real
    point is that John McCain believes that about the "average American," and
    that, dear friends and neighbors, is why I will cast my one poor ballot for
    on election day for John McCain -- warts and all"
    Push it, Pull it, Rack it. Repeat untill wide!!

    Take nothing I say as serious, What do I know, I sell water!!


    Vet@FitnessGeared.com



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