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"Nine Months Later....."
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded
up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they
got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and
asked the attractive lady who answered he door if they could spend the
night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this
huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm
afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house"
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the
barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady
agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for
the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their
way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter
from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he
finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive
widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you
remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski
holiday up north about 9 months ago?"
"Yes, I do." said Bob
"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go
up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being
found out "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your
name?"
Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm
sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did." Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?...
now keep that smile for the rest of the day.)
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded
up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they
got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and
asked the attractive lady who answered he door if they could spend the
night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this
huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm
afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house"
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the
barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady
agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for
the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their
way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter
from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he
finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive
widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you
remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski
holiday up north about 9 months ago?"
"Yes, I do." said Bob
"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go
up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being
found out "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your
name?"
Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm
sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did." Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?...
now keep that smile for the rest of the day.)
