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> A guy is driving around and sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking
> Dog For Sale."
>
> He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
>
> The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting
> there.
>
> "You talk?" he asks.
>
> "Yep," the Lab replies.
>
> "So, what's your story?"
>
> The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when
> I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the
> CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from
> country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,
> because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of
> their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting
> around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't ! getting any younger
> so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do
> some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious
> characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and
> was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies,
> and now I'm just retired."
>
> The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
> for the dog.
>
> "Ten bucks." The guy says,
>
> "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
>
> "Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit."
>
>
>
> I live in my own little world but its ok.....everyone here knows me
> here.
> Dog For Sale."
>
> He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
>
> The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting
> there.
>
> "You talk?" he asks.
>
> "Yep," the Lab replies.
>
> "So, what's your story?"
>
> The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when
> I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the
> CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from
> country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,
> because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of
> their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting
> around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't ! getting any younger
> so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do
> some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious
> characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and
> was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies,
> and now I'm just retired."
>
> The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
> for the dog.
>
> "Ten bucks." The guy says,
>
> "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
>
> "Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit."
>
>
>
> I live in my own little world but its ok.....everyone here knows me
> here.