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    Dear Diary,

    Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with
    those expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, but
    this week I got a call from the contractor,
    complaining his work had been completed a year ago and
    I had yet to pay for them.

    Boy oh boy, did we go around and around! Just because
    I'm a blonde does not mean I'm automatically stupid.
    So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast-talking
    sales guy told me last year, that in one year, the
    windows would pay for themselves.

    There was silence on the other end of the line, so I
    just hung up. I have not heard anything back.

    Guess I won that stupid argument
    I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.

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