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The Best Chain Letter Ever
> > >>>
> > >>>Hello, my name is Penny and I suffer from the guilt of not
>forwarding
> > 50
> > >>>billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually
> > believe
> > >>>that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with
>a
> > >>>breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have
>it
> > >>>removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak
> > show.
> > >>>Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
> > >>>everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
> > Or Apple bees gift cerificate.
> > >>>How stupid are we?
> > >>>"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish,
>I'll
> > get
> > >>>laid by a model I just ! happen to run into the next day!"
> > >>>What a bunch of bullshit.
> > >>>Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house
>and
> > >>>sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that
>was
> > >>>started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget
> > pilgrims
> > >>>on the Mayflower.
> > >>>Fuck them.
> > >>>If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
> > mildly
> > >>>amusing. I've seen all the "send this to
> > >>>10 of your closest friends,and this poor, wretched excuse for a
>human
> > >>>being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being"
> > forwards
> > >>>about 90 times.
> > >>>I don't fucking care.
> > >>>Show a little intelligence and think about! what you're actually
> > >>>contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's
>our
> > own
> > >>>unpopularity.
> > >>>The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening
>to
> > >>>leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete
>it.
> > If
> > >>>it's funny, send it on.
> > >>>Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
> > >>>Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead
>elephant
> > >>>for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter
>he'll
> > >>>receive if you forward this email.
> > >>>Now forward this to everyone you know.
> > >>>Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous
>and
> > >>>will consume your genitals.
> > >>>Have a nice day.
> > >>>
The Best Chain Letter Ever
> > >>>
> > >>>Hello, my name is Penny and I suffer from the guilt of not
>forwarding
> > 50
> > >>>billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually
> > believe
> > >>>that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with
>a
> > >>>breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have
>it
> > >>>removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak
> > show.
> > >>>Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
> > >>>everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
> > Or Apple bees gift cerificate.
> > >>>How stupid are we?
> > >>>"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish,
>I'll
> > get
> > >>>laid by a model I just ! happen to run into the next day!"
> > >>>What a bunch of bullshit.
> > >>>Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house
>and
> > >>>sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that
>was
> > >>>started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget
> > pilgrims
> > >>>on the Mayflower.
> > >>>Fuck them.
> > >>>If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
> > mildly
> > >>>amusing. I've seen all the "send this to
> > >>>10 of your closest friends,and this poor, wretched excuse for a
>human
> > >>>being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being"
> > forwards
> > >>>about 90 times.
> > >>>I don't fucking care.
> > >>>Show a little intelligence and think about! what you're actually
> > >>>contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's
>our
> > own
> > >>>unpopularity.
> > >>>The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening
>to
> > >>>leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete
>it.
> > If
> > >>>it's funny, send it on.
> > >>>Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
> > >>>Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead
>elephant
> > >>>for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter
>he'll
> > >>>receive if you forward this email.
> > >>>Now forward this to everyone you know.
> > >>>Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous
>and
> > >>>will consume your genitals.
> > >>>Have a nice day.
> > >>>