Visited by Jehovah Winesses today!!!!

[Dzone]

TweetThis really ****ing happened just this morning. Ok, I live in kind of back country. My house is down a private drive to my house which cant even be seen from the street. Surrounded by trees. My land is so private that it is no big deal for me to get up in the morning and go stand on my back porch buck naked. So this morning, I am out back in nothin but a pair of nikes.

My dog starts getting all excited, like we might have a visitor. All of a sudden, I hear the handle to the gate start rattling. I immediately start yelling "Get back! Get back!" I am standing there totally naked, I swear. So I kept yelling get back get the **** back. I go in and throw on a shirt and shorts and ran out there. This mother ****er is in a suite and tie and has a briefcase. His wife is sitting in the mini van, They had to drive down the ****ing private road to get down to my house. I said what do you want? He starts walking toward me, "Sir, we would like to talk to you about the bible" I said "What church are you with?" "Sir, we are jehovah witnesses"..OMG...Let me tell you, I was pissed, but i was very nice and respectful and I could have really gone off on him.I stood there shaking my head at him aND THEN I SAID "DONT YOU EVER COME BACK HERE. Cant you see, i live way back here?????. You coming here was very startling. Please, please just leave." He says have a nice day sir. I said You too. and as i was walking away from their mini van, I turned and facing them both directly, stood there shaking my head at them "shame on you people, shame on you"...\

Im sorry, first of all, I reject all religions who think most people are going to burn in hell forever except them. That shit pisses me off. It is arrogant and extremly judgemental. I now regret that I did not unload on that guy about bringing his shit beliefs and bringing them onto my property, where I live in privacy from brainwashed losers like him!!!!!!!They will come around again. They do it as part of their MAN MADE religion. it brings them closer to heaven by going out and being rude.

[badcompany487]

Tweetyou should have had the conversation still naked... woulda taught him a lesson

[Dzone]

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you should have had the conversation still naked... woulda taught him a lesson

Hahaha, oh, let me tell,l ya, I sure thought about that afterwards. Had I known it wasa jehovah witness when i was in th e back, naked, I would have had no problem opening that gate and saying get the hell outta here..hahaha

[alluprbdy]

TweetI am an atheist so I don't wanna talk to anyone about religion but those mfr's don't stop talking. when they show up here first words are always "hey bud this bullshit ain't for me I don't believe in that god bs" they don't give an s and try and talk my ear off anyway so I have no choice but to be rude and shut the door on them. that's redic dzone that they go down a private road to u, I'd be furious.

[irish_2003]

Tweeti find it very effective to chop onions with a butcher knife when witnesses are in my neighborhood....this way i'm crying with a weapon in my hand when i answer the door....they leave without questions or salespitch

[TheChosen1]

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you should have had the conversation still naked... woulda taught him a lesson

Either that or it would have made the guy's wife lose her religion.

Well dzone, I guess it's time to invest in a lock for that gate. LOL

[XtremeNutrition]

TweetI think I will pull out my King James Version Bible and turn the tables on them. Give them a little lesson. Then say thank you for your time you can go now...

[rocco-x]

Tweeti used to ask them if they think i'd get laid easy at their church if i went.when they said not until marriage i would answer "oh,i don't mean with a woman.i wanna plow one of the dudes in the suits." don't think they could get away fast enough.never got bothered again except in the streets when they hand out flyers.then i tell them they're the ones goin to hell cause the misinterpret the bible and add and subtract from it.that's a big no-no...

[Dzone]

TweetThe older I get, the more I have seen that organized religion is primarily man made mass brainwashing.
Im not against religion for people who choose to live that way. What I am against is when a religion makes a person think they are somehow better than other people. Like somehow they were lucky that God picked them and everyone else has to go to hell. Too bad. That kind of judgementalism is what made me finally wake up.
I know for a fact, Jehovahs Witnesses are some of the most judgemental sommbetches on earth. They are completely brainwashed. They think that everybody but them is going to burn in hell for eternity.
Now also have known some jehovahs witnesses that I have admired for their ultra clean lifestyle. They dont smoke, drink, swear. I have a jehovah witness girl who works for me, and yes, she has been a real good employee. Maybe the best I have had in along time. People are people and people need to stop thinking they are somehow above other people. That shit pisses me off.
I like the idea of the knife and onion, irish..haha...i might have to do that next time..lol
Seriously, there are some folks out here who have NO TRESPASSING posted right at the entrance of their property. I dont want to look like a lunatic, but maybe I need to post some no trespassing signs out front. These witness people have been relentless.

[Dzone]

TweetHahaaha thats funny shit rocco

[Blackfoot]

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i used to ask them if they think i'd get laid easy at their church if i went.when they said not until marriage i would answer "oh,i don't mean with a woman.i wanna plow one of the dudes in the suits." don't think they could get away fast enough.never got bothered again except in the streets when they hand out flyers.then i tell them they're the ones goin to hell cause the misinterpret the bible and add and subtract from it.that's a big no-no...

Nice! I've always wanted to come up with some crazy shit like that to say when they knock but usually don't think of it til they leave. That's funny man!

[daved150]

Tweetmy wife talks to them over the summer, lol.....she dont get annoyed or anything. me....when they come to the door, i say "hold on" and get my wife, lol...i'm out

[TheChosen1]

TweetMy ex-gf told me that she grew up JW and doesn't like them now. She said that the parents should be in jail for dragging their kids in the streets with them to talk that stuff instead of allowing the kids to go to school.