TweetThe Redneck went to the hospital"Congratulations,
As his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving,
The Nurse says
Your wife has had quints,
5 big baby boys."
The Redneck says,
"I'm not surprised,
I have a penis on me like a chimney."
The nurse replies,
"You might want to consider getting it cleaned,
The babies are all black."
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