Tweetreally
TweetI splashed water all over my pants and shirt somehow washing my hands in the mens room. Now I look like I couldnt control my pygmy rattler. Damnit!
Tweetreally
TweetDo what I do!!
Get yourself really wet and say that you had an encounter with one of those sewer aligators that decided to come up for air!
Tweetwe've all done it... haha no big deal.
"i swear you're about as subtle as a brick in the small of my back..."
Tweetjust be glad it was not white hand soap lmao
Tweetuse the blowdryer
TweetOriginally posted by saturn
Don't give him that idea. Now he'll be in the can all day humping the hand dryer.
that would be funny your bhoss walks into the mens room and sees you trying to hump the hand dryer. Gives you another definition of hand job LOL
Life is like a game, you either win or lose. AND I ALWAYS WIN
TweetIt dried. I would like to add that those docker stain defender khakis are the shit. I can piddle inside of them - and it just rolls down the inside of the pant leg. No embarassing wetness!
Tweetnow thats funny shit does it feel good when you pee inside em that warm piss dribbling down your leg Bwahahahahaha
Life is like a game, you either win or lose. AND I ALWAYS WIN
Tweethaha thats just wrong!!!Originally posted by jack hust
just be glad it was not white hand soap lmao
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Tweetive done that! i swear!Originally posted by Got Gear?
Do what I do!!
Get yourself really wet and say that you had an encounter with one of those sewer aligators that decided to come up for air!
TweetOriginally posted by Auriflex
I splashed water all over my pants and shirt somehow washing my hands in the mens room. Now I look like I couldnt control my pygmy rattler. Damnit!
HEHEHEHE, that good it wasnt hair gel or something. Now there you would have a problem.
TweetWhy didn't you just let your chest hairs soak all the water?:pOriginally posted by Auriflex
No embarassing wetness!
TweetYeah only problem there is walking around with now yellow socks that were once white!!Originally posted by Auriflex
It dried. I would like to add that those docker stain defender khakis are the shit. I can piddle inside of them - and it just rolls down the inside of the pant leg. No embarassing wetness!
My pain is caused by my pleasure!
TweetWho wears white socks with khakis. Like, I'm sure.
I wear black, brown or navy hosiery. I mean socks.
Screw you guys.