Ever done something stupid like this?

[Dzone]

TweetYesterday as I was getting out of the car and collecting my stuff I was frantically looking for my phone, only to discover that I was talking on it…duh. LOL...
Once we were wondering why the doorbell wsnt working...we thought the batteries were dead until we realized it was plugged into the wall...Ok, no comments from the peanut gallery...hahaha

[snickers1]

Tweetdon't worry no need to comment you said it all LOL!!!!!!!

[quirkysmilin]

TweetIve looked for my glasses all over before just to find them on the top of my head. Or the classic - where are my keys - oh yeah - in my hand!

[snickers1]

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Ive looked for my glasses all over before just to find them on the top of my head. Or the classic - where are my keys - oh yeah - in my hand!

and the list goes on and on

[daved150]

Tweetlets see...besides getting test in my eye. striking a nerve in my ass and trashing the bathroom. dropping my last 2 bottle of cyp, then stepping on the broken glass, then releasing my wound care to my wife to try out her "doctoring" skills on....nope...nothing

[O2BESOHUGE]

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lets see...besides getting test in my eye. striking a nerve in my ass and trashing the bathroom. dropping my last 2 bottle of cyp, then stepping on the broken glass, then releasing my wound care to my wife to try out her "doctoring" skills on....nope...nothing

NOW THATS FUNNY DAVE!

[BoobooKitty]

TweetWell I am with Dave...(jk)

[bohunt]

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Yesterday as I was getting out of the car and collecting my stuff I was frantically looking for my phone, only to discover that I was talking on it…duh. LOL...
Once we were wondering why the doorbell wsnt working...we thought the batteries were dead until we realized it was plugged into the wall...Ok, no comments from the peanut gallery...hahaha

LOL, you make me laugh.

[quirkysmilin]

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and the list goes on and on

RAHUDENESS!!

[quirkysmilin]

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lets see...besides getting test in my eye. striking a nerve in my ass and trashing the bathroom. dropping my last 2 bottle of cyp, then stepping on the broken glass, then releasing my wound care to my wife to try out her "doctoring" skills on....nope...nothing

Is this your dog, Dave?

[Klash]

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lets see...besides getting test in my eye. striking a nerve in my ass and trashing the bathroom. dropping my last 2 bottle of cyp, then stepping on the broken glass, then releasing my wound care to my wife to try out her "doctoring" skills on....nope...nothing

Damn, that sucks;I bet you were a joy after that....

[SMILEY FACE]

TweetWell, a while back i was looking for my cell all over my house and same time i was holding the cell with my hand.. duh LOL

another one, u old FGers, im sure u all remember this..i had 1000 dbol and 2 test and 4 deca were in one box and i was cleaning my bedroom and i switched boxes and i ended up throwing my dbol, test and deca..Next day, i was happy i was gonna start and i looked all over my house not till i realized i trashed em and MY FREAKING DUMPSTER WAS GETTING BIG AND BLOATED.

[dixiechick]

TweetWhen I worked out at the gym, I use to take my jewelry off and leave it in the car in a small pouch that zipped. I didn't like to leave it in the locker room because someone would steal it. I would put the pouch in my jewelry box when I got home. Well one morning I was getting dressed and went to put my jewelry on. It wasn't there. Of course I searched every where for it, but couldn't find it. These pieces aren't cheap customer jewelry. One was a diamond cluster ring, an emerald cut aquamarine pendant and a few other pieces. It all totaled about $2500.

So three days go by and nothing, I can find my jewelry anywhere. For whatever reason, I open the file cabinet in my home office and laying right on top of the files in the draw was my pouch with my jewelry. I still don't know what I was thinking when I did that one. Go figure.

My mom asked if I had found my jewelry and I told her "yes, it was in the file cabinet filed under 'J'."

[FUZO]

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lets see...besides getting test in my eye. striking a nerve in my ass and trashing the bathroom. dropping my last 2 bottle of cyp, then stepping on the broken glass, then releasing my wound care to my wife to try out her "doctoring" skills on....nope...nothing

Its a sign of getting old.

[FUZO]

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When I worked out at the gym, I use to take my jewelry off and leave it in the car in a small pouch that zipped. I didn't like to leave it in the locker room because someone would steal it. I would put the pouch in my jewelry box when I got home. Well one morning I was getting dressed and went to put my jewelry on. It wasn't there. Of course I searched every where for it, but couldn't find it. These pieces aren't cheap customer jewelry. One was a diamond cluster ring, an emerald cut aquamarine pendant and a few other pieces. It all totaled about $2500.

So three days go by and nothing, I can find my jewelry anywhere. For whatever reason, I open the file cabinet in my home office and laying right on top of the files in the draw was my pouch with my jewelry. I still don't know what I was thinking when I did that one. Go figure.

My mom asked if I had found my jewelry and I told her "yes, it was in the file cabinet filed under 'J'."

Brain fart