How to Make a Woman Happy

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TweetHow to Make a Woman Happy


It's not difficult to Make a woman happy.


A man only needs to be:






1. a friend





2. a companion





3. a lover





4. a brother





5. a father





6. a master





7. a chef





8. an electrician





9. a carpenter





10. a plumber





11. a mechanic





12. a decorator





13. a stylist





14. a sexologist





15. a gynecologist





16. a psychologist





17. a pest exterminator





18. a psychiatrist





19. a healer





20. a good listener





21. an organizer





22. a good father





23. very clean





24. sympathetic





25. athletic





26. warm





27. attentive





28. gallant





29. intelligent





30. funny





31. creative





32. tender





33. strong





34. understanding





35. tolerant





36. prudent





37. ambitious





38. capable





39. courageous





40. determined





41. true





42. dependable





43. passionate





44. compassionate





WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:





45. give her compliments regularly





46. love shopping





47. be honest





48. be very rich





49. not stress her out





50. not look at other girls





AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:





51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself





52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself





53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes





IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:





54. Never to forget:





* birthdays





* anniversaries





* arrangements she makes





HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY





1. Show up naked





2. Bring food

[supasaiyan99]

TweetLOL!!! Very true!

[Dzone]

Tweethaha

[dixiechick]

Tweetdang... all I need is a couple of margaritas

[daved150]

TweetNO QUESTION!!!! i gotta send this to my wife!!! and, if they'd show up naked and bring the food more often, we wouldnt biotch about the 54 things we had to do

[dixiechick]

TweetDave... that sounds like something my husband would say. lol

He says my dress code while I'm doing his bookkeeping is a pair of 4" clear stripper shoes... (nothing else)

[daved150]

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Dave... that sounds like something my husband would say. lol

He says my dress code while I'm doing his bookkeeping is a pair of 4" clear stripper shoes... (nothing else)

LMAO!!! when i had the car lott, my wife did the books for me at home. i used to layout these sexy little outfits and her fuk me pumps on sat morning and she'd look at the clothes and say..."oh...gotta do the books tonight, eh?"...those were the days!!! (to bad she wouldnt wear the shyt....fukin sweatpants!!!)