LOL!! How not to get girls!!!

[Klash]

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https://theshermanfoundation.blogspot.com/2008/06/some-loser-douchbags-phone-messages-to.html

Preface:
"Okay guys here is the info on this voicemail. One of my friend's from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girl's, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dmitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.

Well attached is the actual voicemail that this guy left her. Wait till you hear it you will be laughing so hard you'll fall out of your chair."

[Klash]

Tweet^copied and pasted preface. I don't know these people.

[2-Swole]

Tweethahahahahaha that dude is freakin AWESOME!!!

[BigDawg]

Tweethe sounds like one of the fab 5.

[6p6]

Tweetpeople are retarded

[Dzone]

TweetLmao......hahaha..I heard that on the radio..LOL...its nice to know that there are plenty of guys out there that talk this way to women, so it makes it a lot easier for us other guys..lmao...reminds me of the bill murray line in stripes:"Chicks dig me cuz i rarely wear underwear."...haha

[jipped genes]

Tweeti dont see the problem. dosnt everybody leave messages like that?

[T-Man007]

TweetThe funniest part is this will eventually get around to where his friends hear it and rip him for weeks over it. He will be the biggest joke where he works for a long time. That is so funny!

Anyone that has to say "I'm what you call a good catch." is obviously not a good catch. If he was, he would not be single. LMAO! What a tool!