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      This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company
      Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets
      rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors'
      choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.



      Dear Mr. Thatcher,

      I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years
      and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard
      Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or
      salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the
      beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your
      revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough
      to realize how crucial it is thatf maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell
      you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16
      in my pants.

      Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from
      the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is
      starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces
      violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body
      will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call
      'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn't the human body amazing?

      As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen
      quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customer's
      monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the
      bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood
      swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize
      it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend
      Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into
      a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's
      Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy!

      The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just
      crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the
      reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so
      painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I
      opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing,
      were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.'

      Are you f------ kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny
      middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing
      happiness, is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned
      above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless
      you're some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never be anything 'happy'
      about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua
      and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the
      local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end
      your life in a blaze of glory.

      For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you have to slap a
      moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say
      something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or
      'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking on us? Sir,
      please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately,
      there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take
      my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your
      Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending
      bull****. And that's a promise I will keep. Always. . .
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      lol

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      LMAO!!!
      HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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      Man, she jumped on her mentral cycle and just ran his ass over.
      I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.


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      holy shyt! thank god I don't know that woman. I feel so sorry for her husband. I'd kill that bytch.
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      ...before she killed me
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      I think my wife wrote that!!! I'm seriously about to rent an apartment for my son and me to live for that week my wife sprouts horns. And lucky for me, my 12 year old just had her first period!!! I quit......I'm moving to Alaska!

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      Quote Originally Posted by T-Man007 View Post
      Man, she jumped on her mentral cycle and just ran his ass over.
      ahahahaha she sure as hell did LOL

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      LOL!!! I don't know how this married guy I know who has 3 daughters who are 2 years apart handles it!!! 3 teenage girls and a wife all on cycle during the same week. Poor guy!!!!
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      EeeeGadz! Ya, I have my share of scars from visits with Aunt Flo...lol

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