Tweetlmao...i like #1
TweetThe Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules" From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's
up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of
the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to
think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle
hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do
not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost
every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving
it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are
for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a
doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls,
don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one
of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you
want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.
Tweetlmao...i like #1
HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
https://www.infinitymuscle.com/forum.php
"Actually for once your actually starting sound quite logical!"-djdiggler 07/10/2007
I LOVE BOOBOOKITTY...
TweetSO I GUESS THAT MEANS YA LIKE THEM ALL...LMFAO!!!!!!!!
Tweetyep, pretty much!! i just sent this to my wife...maybe now she'll understand the rules!
HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
https://www.infinitymuscle.com/forum.php
"Actually for once your actually starting sound quite logical!"-djdiggler 07/10/2007
I LOVE BOOBOOKITTY...
TweetHave to agee with rule number 1 LMAO