Whose got the hook-up on roids?

[kite]

TweetDo you have any Roids?


I really thought I would have been done with all this after my powerlifting days ended but somehow this keeps firing back up.

I have no idea why this topic gets so inflamed but it will not die down.

I mean if you train hard you want to get Swole right?

Why walk around like every other Ass out there when your can be the one on fire.




Yes this may be an itchy topic everyone likes to ***** about but lets get real, roids are not going away anytime soon.

Actually I have no idea why everyone is so sore about some of the things athletes have to deal with from time to time.

Are we not just speaking about athletic enlargement here?

Sometime I wish they would shut their hole and see these things come from Blood, Sweat and tears.

Sure this topic is a bit of a strain and maybe we all just need to deal with the pain and move on.

Then again what makes them think their ring is any cleaner then the rest?

All we are looking for is some type of relief from what has been brewing for years.


hem·or·rhoid: (h?m'?-roid')
An itching or painful mass of dilated veins in swollen anal tissue.





Where this one came from

This one came about from a memory I had last night while dealing with an inept itch. Years ago at an undisclosed competition with an unnamed lifter I discovered the secret.

This is not "The Secret" everyone is buzzing about now. This one is pure GOLD.

As we checked into the hotel the unnamed lifter (UNL) made sure to request we have a fridge in the room. Moments later we are checked in and unloaded 100 bags into the room. As soon as we walked in the door UNL makes a B-Line to the bathroom and begins rolling all the wash clothes up into tight rolls that looked much like fruit rolls.

After this project was completed he soaked them in water and tossed them in the freezer.

I learn a very long time ago to NOT ask questions when you see weird stuff. It is better to just wait it out and let the suspense build.

We unload our crap and head out for dinner.

A few hours later we are back in the room for the night and UNL looks like he has jock inch and has a glare in his eyes of pure agony. Once again, NO questions asked.

Within seconds he has his pants and underwear ripped off and was now only sporting his black Westside Barbell Shirt. Now if he was a chick I may have gotten excited about this but NOOOOOOO, not my luck. Now I am almost ready to ask but feel there is a great story brewing so I will let things be and act like this is an every day thing.

He then rips the fridge open and pulls out of of his home made pop cycle and drops down on the bed and wedges this thing right up his ass. Mind you his hairy ass is facing me at the time. Looked like a whale eating a mattress.

I really wanted to ask but all I could think was "Killer idea". I let this be for a few minutes and then asked him how he came up with the totsie pop idea.

I guess this happened after trying ice cubes, pop cycles, ice packs, and even a big ass frozen screw. This was the best of the pack but did have its limitations as it did not last that long.

So I ask. "Why not just use the "Precious Prep ( Prep H)". His replay kills me to this day....

"I am not sticking some plug up my ass"


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