Crazy chicks.....!!!!

[markriley]

TweetI just decided that from now on I am only going to date full blown crazy girls. Totally out of control girls that ****in make me look normal and get so sloppy drunk that I look like the sober one.

I am so tired of the drama, bullshit and lies that I have to deal with with these popular girls,girls from the heights and athlete chicks.I want a girl that will call me a ***** if I'm not drinkin tough enough, one that will throw shit at me/ break my stuff if I get caught cheating, a lady that isn't a fraid to flash some nipples at a rock concert. You follow?

I'm not talking psycho, cut my dick off in my sleep, **** my best firend or stalk the shit out of me like a hungry puma. This also doesn't include chicks who pretend to be punk rockers but buy their clothes at the mall or goth's(they ****ing disgust me). Just a sweet girl who wont take responsibility or admit to her actions because she is too ****ed in half drunk to ever remember anything.

Imma find a girl(or 3) that like to get crazy and have fun. Not one that I have to leave at home because they are lame and would give me hell if they knew what I was doing on the weekends.

Why can't I just find a girl so out of control that she passes out at parties allowing me to be able to leave with other girls?
Is this too much to ask?


Im convinced this theory will equal happiness and a bunch of cool stories to tell people about these crazy girls and the offensive shit they will do.

True Story.

I will write more on this topic later. You all stay classy and have a great weekend my myspace friends and fans.

I love all of you, even my #1 hater Niki.

[FUZO]

TweetJUAT MAKE SURE THERE NOT HOT AND SLOPPY HOLES

[markriley]

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JUST MAKE SURE THERE NOT HOT AND SLOPPY HOLES

Explain please, I'm not sure that I follow.

[BIGFOST]

TweetSlut bags.

[6p6]

Tweetya

[jamescb77]

Tweetdo you ever make one post that has anythign constructive towards this board. mean it's all great and well to get a laugh at your expense but in the end this is a fitness board not a im a drunk ass piece of shit board

[pigmeat]

Tweetsound like you want to hook up with my wife!

[O2BESOHUGE]

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do you ever make one post that has anythign constructive towards this board. mean it's all great and well to get a laugh at your expense but in the end this is a fitness board not a im a drunk ass piece of shit board

I AGREE, TAKE THESE POSTS TO YAHOO MESSENGER

[Lily]

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I thought Byron was bad ....LOL

[mick-G]

TweetWhat you want and what you can get may be two dif things, lol

[T-Man007]

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do you ever make one post that has anythign constructive towards this board. mean it's all great and well to get a laugh at your expense but in the end this is a fitness board not a im a drunk ass piece of shit board

[SpyWizard]

Tweetoh, you're looking for an ex fatty..

a chick with low self worth who needs, or wants to prove herself..

You may want to check out military women, or wives of military men.. becareful on this last one, they are very fertile..

good luck..

[T-Man007]

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oh, you're looking for an ex fatty..

a chick with low self worth who needs, or wants to prove herself..

You may want to check out military women, or wives of military men.. becareful on this last one, they are very fertile..

good luck..

roflmao!

[markriley]

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do you ever make one post that has anythign constructive towards this board. mean it's all great and well to get a laugh at your expense but in the end this is a fitness board not a im a drunk ass piece of shit board

Is this not the "General Discussion" board for off topic subjects? I.e. things not related to fitness?

[Testify]

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sound like you want to hook up with my wife!

LMAO! I hear ya brother! That sounds like mine too - at least the crazy, hysterical yelling part.