TweetHAHAHAH ..LMFAO
TweetThe husband had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE"
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law!
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going
to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The fuKKing funeral director would be my guess."
TweetHAHAHAH ..LMFAO
TweetLOL!!!! I would love to watch someone try that with his wife!
TweetDamn straight!
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Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)
TweetMY WIFE WOULDA JUST BURST OUT LAUAGHING!!
HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
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"Actually for once your actually starting sound quite logical!"-djdiggler 07/10/2007
I LOVE BOOBOOKITTY...
TweetExactly, my gf would be like "um yeah sure there big boy, now move over nip/Tuck is on".....She takes orders like my pitbull!!! Dont even try!!
TweetYOU GUYS NEED TO LET YOUR WOMEN KNOW WHO RUNS THINGS!! YOU BUNCH OF WUSSIES!!
DID I FORGET TO MENTION, IM NOT MARRIED!!