The Koala and the Lizzard

[Scalleywag]

TweetA koala was sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizzard walked by and said," Hey koala, what are you doing up there?" The koala said, "smoking a joint. Come on up and have some." So the two of them sat up in the tree and smoked until the lizzard was completely stoned and began to complain about his mouth being dry. "I am going to climb down and get some water" said the lizzard, but when he tried to climb down he slipped and feel into the river. Well his friend the alligator was swimming by and helped the lizzard to the side. "What's going on?" asked the alligator. The lizzard told him, "I was up in a tree getting high with a koala and slipped and fell into the river". The alligator decided to go check it out himself. He got to the tree, saw the koala and yelled to him, "Hey! You up there". The koala looked down........."SHIIIIIIIIITTTTT, HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?"

[superdog]

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[daved150]

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[supasaiyan99]

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