8 inches riddle

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THE RANGE IS 8 INCHES LONG.

THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS

ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH

SEXES.

IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY

LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION.

IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF

LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT

ONE END AND SMALL

HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT

IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS


WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,

SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO

A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING



WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND

DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN



MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION,

OFTEN QUICKLY AND

ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING



BODILY MOVEMENTS.

ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN



WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE

THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING

SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE

WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.

WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES

BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE

STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL

NEED CLEANING FROM THE

OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND

SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING

SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE

AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING

LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING,

IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY

HANGING STATE OF REST, READY

YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION,

HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS

BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR

THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN



MUCH LESS.

WHAT AM I???????

AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY

GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO

THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER



THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........

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